Monday, October 24, 2011

Christin's Quote Book


  • Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
  • An angry man is seldom reasonable; a reasonable man is seldom angry. Wrath has no place in friendship, else friendship cease altogether. – Sir Walter Scott
  • A family of ten children will always be called a fine family, where there are heads and arms and legs enough for the number. – Jane Austen
  • He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. – Mark Twain
  • You don’t have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. – Unknown

1 comment:

  1. Ha! I love this!!!

    "He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. – Mark Twain

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