Christin's Quote Book

• Substitute “damn” every time you’re inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
• An angry man is seldom reasonable; a reasonable man is seldom angry. Wrath has no place in friendship, else friendship cease altogether. – Sir Walter Scott
• A family of ten children will always be called a fine family, where there are heads and arms and legs enough for the number. – Jane Austen
• He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity. – Mark Twain
• You don’t have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. – Unknown