Christin's Quote Book

• Go sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stocked up here. – Jack Nicholson
• Her father was a clergyman, without being neglected or poor, and a very respectable man, though his name was Richard, and he had never been handsome. – Jane Austen
• I learned long ago never to wrestle a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. – George Bernard Shaw
• Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. –Mark Twain
• Only presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial “we.” – Mark Twain