- If you’re going through hell, keep going. – Winston Churchill
- I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. – Robert Frost
- I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let’s start with typewriters. – Frank Lloyd Wright
- Some cause happiness wherever they go, others, whenever they go. – Oscar Wilde
There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two.