Christin’s Quote Book

• Golf is an ineffectual attempt to direct an uncontrollable sphere into an inaccessible hole with instruments ill-adapted to the purpose. – Winston Churchill
• I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them. – E. V. Lucas
• Neither of them was quite enough in love to think that three hundred and fifty pounds a year would supply them with the comforts of life. – Jane Austen
• Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world. – Dave Barry
• If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time – a tremendous whack. – Winston Churchill